This has to be the funniest excuse ever.
A doctor who was found soliciting a prostitute, had the following to say…
A doctor at UMass Memorial Medical Center has been charged with soliciting sex from an undercover Worcester police officer who was posing as a prostitute.
But Doctor Peter Rice says he is not guilty and was only [...]

Gotta love this story. It involves violence, strippers, stilleto high heels and catfights. If you’re in the UK, I feel sorry for ya. You might want to check this one out, for sure.