This has to be the funniest excuse ever.
A doctor who was found soliciting a prostitute, had the following to say…
A doctor at UMass Memorial Medical Center has been charged with soliciting sex from an undercover Worcester police officer who was posing as a prostitute.
But Doctor Peter Rice says he is not guilty and was only “gathering information” when he was arrested Saturday. He told the Telegram & Gazette that he is a specialist in infectious diseases and researches sexually transmitted diseases.
I’m pretty sure someone is going to make an opener out of this story one of these days…